What killed me was the apostrophe. Who adds an apostrophe to somebody else’s name? I figure the lady who sent the package knew someone by that D’Alessio name and just wrote down a name that was familiar to her.

@ Ramses:
I don’t know Varsavsky personally but I’m pretty sure he’s poking fun at the Castillian accent since some Spaniards find it “cursi” the way some South Americans speak Spanish. His blog frequently pokes fun at or criticizes things in Spanish society/Spanish culture that annoy or exasperate him. In a way it’s kind of cool that he has this perspective because he’s probably one of the wealthiest men in Spain, so you would think he’d be one of the ultimate insiders, but instead he writes about his life as though he were a foreigner living in Spain.

In Iberia’s and Spain’s defense, low level corporate drones in other countries aren’t much better with foreign names. Iberia sending his information to a dozen credit card companies is definitely shameful, though.